Your path to happiness starts here

Make
Me
Rich.

By helping me, you help yourself.

Here's the thing. We — you, me, all of us — are absolutely terrible with money. We spend $6 on oat milk lattes. We pay $15/month for a meditation app we opened twice. We bought an air fryer. We have three streaming subscriptions and watch the same show on repeat.

Science says that spending money on other people makes you happier than spending it on yourself. Not my opinion — Harvard research. Your brain literally releases dopamine when you help someone. It's a rush. A tiny, warm, completely legal high.

So here's the deal. I'm not selling you a course. I'm not promising returns. I'm offering you a happiness button. One click. One dollar. And your brain rewards you with a genuine hit of joy — the kind you get from doing something kind for another human being.

That human being is me. And my dream is to be rich. If a million of you press the button, I get my million. You get your dopamine hit. Everybody wins. This is, genuinely, the best $1 you will spend today.

Hi. I'm the guy.

I'm a regular person with an irregular dream. I work hard, spend too much on coffee, and genuinely believe this stupid idea might work. If you've read this far — you're already one of us. Thank you, seriously.

— The guy trying to get rich, one dollar at a time 🤞

Press the happiness button↗

$1 · instant dopamine · takes 10 seconds

0 Believers

$0 Raised

$1M The dream

0 Excuses

Why your $1 makes total sense

$1.33T

Spent on impulse buys yearly

Americans blow $1.33 trillion on unplanned purchases every year. My $1 ask is literally rounding error on your rounding error.

$219

Average monthly subscription waste

The average person pays for $219 in subscriptions monthly and uses less than half. You're already donating to corporations. Donate to a person instead.

Top 1%

Earns 20x the bottom 50%

The wealth gap is obscene. I'm not going to fix it. I'm going to join the right side of it — one dollar at a time, with your help.

88%

Of lottery tickets lose money

At least donating $1 to me gives you a story. "I funded a stranger's millionaire dream." That's worth something. Probably.

$6.57

Average cost of a coffee drink

You will spend this today. And tomorrow. My ask is literally less than your Tuesday oat milk latte with an extra shot.

0.0125%

Of Earth's population I need

8 billion people on Earth. I need 1 million. Statistically more achievable than Powerball. You're basically investing.

Things you already waste $1+ on

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$6.57 — Fancy latteYou buy this every day without blinking.

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$15.99/mo — Streaming appYou've watched 2 things on it this year.

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$5 — Lottery ticket0.000003% chance. This is smarter.

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$3 — Delivery feePaid to avoid an 8-minute walk.

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$12.99/mo — Meditation appOpened twice. Both times in January.

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$14.99/mo — PrimeFree shipping on things you didn't need.

What our believers say

★★★★★

I donated $1 and felt genuinely good about myself for 4 hours. 10/10, would help a stranger again.

— Marcus T., Lithuania

★★★★★

Cheaper than therapy. More effective than my meditation app. My dopamine was through the roof.

— Sofia K., Berlin

★★★★☆

I was skeptical. Then I pressed the button. Now I feel like a philanthropist. Four stars because I wanted a tote bag.

— James R., London

★★★★★

Best financial decision of the year. Way better than that NFT I bought in 2021. I have no regrets.

— Anon, The Internet

Even the greats agree — giving feels good

"We make a living by what we get, but we make a life by what we give."

— Winston Churchill

"It's not how much we give, but how much love we put into giving."

— Mother Teresa

"To move forward, you have to give back."

— Oprah Winfrey

"Service to others is the rent you pay for your room here on Earth."

— Muhammad Ali

"The best way to find yourself is to lose yourself in the service of others."

— Mahatma Gandhi

"No one has ever become poor by giving."

— Anne Frank

Before you overthink it

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100% Secure

Processed by Stripe. The same payment tech used by Amazon. Your card is safer here than in your pocket.

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Takes 10 Seconds

One click. Card details. Done. You've spent longer reading this sentence than it takes to donate.

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Harvard Says So

Spending money on others literally makes you happier. This is peer-reviewed science, not just my opinion.

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Goes to Pet Shelter

All collected money is donated to a pet shelter. Dogs get fed. You feel good. I get famous. Everyone wins.

Questions you definitely have

Is this real?

Yes. Embarrassingly so. This is a real Stripe link, real money, and a real dream. The only fake thing is my confidence that it will work.

What do I get for my $1?

A dopamine hit. A Certificate of Generosity. The warm knowledge that you helped a dog eat today. And honestly, a better story than whatever you're currently doing.

Where does the money actually go?

To a pet shelter. Every dollar. I'm doing this for the clout, not the cash — the animals get the money, I get the followers. Deal.

What if only 3 people donate?

Then 3 dogs eat today, and I tell this story at dinner parties forever. There is no losing scenario here.

Make Me Rich.

Make
Me
Rich.